Sleep is the best meditation.
A writer should have the precision of a poet and the imagination of a scientist.
Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.
Where fear is, happiness is not.
It's just as hard... staying happily married as it is doing movies.
Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
Disease generally begins that equality which death completes.
A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.
We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
A useless life is an early death.
I never think at all when I write. Nobody can do two things at the same time and do them both well.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Make the best use of what is in your power, and take the rest as it happens.
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
Fifty percent of life in the N.B.A. is sex. The other fifty percent is money.
Read the Bible. Work hard and honestly. And don't complain.
A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
If I had to live my life over again, I'd try to make more mistakes next time.
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
I have some women friends but I prefer men. Don't trust women. There is a built-in competition between women.
You should not consider a man's age but his acts.
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
The goal of all life is death.
I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.
Time brings all things to pass.
A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
What is a playboy? It is usually someone who is getting more sex than you are.
Children make your life important.
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.