It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
Age steals away all things, even the mind.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
For time and the world do not stand still. Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or the present are certain to miss the future.
I don't trust what this life has given me.
Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.
As people are walking all the time, in the same spot, a path appears.
Time discovers truth.
Beauty is an outward gift, which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused.
All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.
Normality is death.
When ambition ends, happiness begins.
Success can't be forced.
No one is a friend to his friend who does not love in return.
My home is in Heaven. I'm just traveling through this world.
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
Travel becomes a strategy for accumulating photographs.
What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have never been discovered.
Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
My music fights against the system that teaches to live and die.
Beauty is that which is simultaneously attractive and sublime.
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can imagine.
Men would be angels, angels would be gods.
The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.
I always like to win. But I'm the big sister. I want to make sure she has everything, even if I don't have anything. It's hard. I love her too much. That's what counts.
A poet looks at the world the way a man looks at a woman.
A man who as a physical being is always turned toward the outside, thinking that his happiness lies outside him, finally turns inward and discovers that the source is within him.
The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.
Sex without a condom is [like] crossing a six-lane road with a blindfold on. You can't know who's infected and who's not.
What great thing would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
Our life is made by the death of others.
Life is wasted on the living.
We get into the habit of living before acquiring the habit of thinking. In that race which daily hastens us towards death, the body maintains its irreparable lead.
The years teach much which the days never know.
Inspiration comes from the places we suffer the most.
An angry man opens his mouth and shuts his eyes.