Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.
When you are tough on yourself, life is going to be infinitely easier on you.
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which mean never losing your enthusiasm.
A mother who is really a mother is never free.
Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.
Take away love and our earth is a tomb.
To photograph is to confer importance.
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.
What is there that money will not do?
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
You can't win unless you learn how to lose.
Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay.
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Disease generally begins that equality which death completes.
Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it.
I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Marriage is the highest state of friendship. If happy, it lessens our cares by dividing them, at the same time that it doubles our pleasures by mutual participation.
Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for.
I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants.
Age steals away all things, even the mind.
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
The real and lasting victories are those of peace, and not of war.
We praise a man who feels angry on the right grounds and against the right persons and also in the right manner at the right moment and for the right length of time.
It is very easy to love alone.
A brush of kindness, can paint a smile on a face.
Only a life lived for others is a life worth while.
Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
It is always the simple that produces the marvelous.
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
Self-suggestion makes you master of yourself.
Time will take your money, but money won't buy time.
Truth is the daughter of time, not of authority.
A man's eroticism is a woman's sexuality.