A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark.
Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it.
In married life three is company and two none.
We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology.
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.
The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work.
We cannot learn men from books.
Things do not change; we change.
God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal.
Fifty percent of life in the N.B.A. is sex. The other fifty percent is money.
As people are walking all the time, in the same spot, a path appears.
We are all geniuses up to the age of ten.
Time brings all things to pass.
The health of the eye seems to demand a horizon. We are never tired, so long as we can see far enough.
The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.
Love and doubt have never been on speaking terms.
To some extent I liken slavery to death.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Normality is death.
I like to sing ballads the way Eddie Fisher does and the way Perry Como does. But the way I'm singing now is what makes the money.
An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.
A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
I wouldn't want to be married to me, but luckily Tom Cruise does.
The greater the power, the more dangerous the abuse.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
A woman has the age she deserves.
A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
No change of circumstances can repair a defect of character.
A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.
A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
Old age is just a record of one's whole life.
You can never plan the future by the past.
One is very crazy when in love.
The greatest of follies is to sacrifice health for any other kind of happiness.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Sex can still be great, even without an orgasm.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
The imagination is man's power over nature.
Never have more children than you have car windows.
Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
Trust your instinct to the end, though you can render no reason.