My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg American Comedian More Mitch Hedberg Quotes 6
A women who doesn't wear perfume has no future. Coco Chanel French Designer More Coco Chanel Quotes 93
Anyone who wants to sell you overnight success or wealth is not interested in your success; they are interested in your money. Bo Bennett American Businessman More Bo Bennett Quotes 4
Really I don't like human nature unless all candied over with art. Virginia Woolf British Author More Virginia Woolf Quotes 8
Beauty is that which is simultaneously attractive and sublime. Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel More Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel Quotes 4
It's a very difficult thing for people to accept, seeing women act out anger on the screen. We're more accustomed to seeing men expressing rage and women crying. Rebecca De Mornay American Actress More Rebecca De Mornay Quotes 2
Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. Michel de Montaigne French Philosopher More Michel de Montaigne Quotes 3
And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country. John F. Kennedy American President More John F. Kennedy Quotes 5
The best weapon against an enemy is another enemy. Friedrich Nietzsche German Philosopher More Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes 8
Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn. John Updike American Novelist More John Updike Quotes 4
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 69
The faith that stands on authority is not faith. Ralph Waldo Emerson American Poet More Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes 58
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended. Zsa Zsa Gabor Hungarian Actress More Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes 5
What is necessary to change a person is to change his awareness of himself. Abraham Maslow American Psychologist More Abraham Maslow Quotes 5
The only way to have a friend is to be one. Ralph Waldo Emerson American Poet More Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes 65
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. Ogden Nash American Poet More Ogden Nash Quotes 3
The wise man does not expose himself needlessly to danger, since there are few things for which he cares sufficiently; but he is willing, in great crises, to give even his life - knowing that under certain conditions it is not worthwhile to live. Aristotle Greek Philosopher More Aristotle Quotes 6
A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. Robert M. Hensel Spanish Poet-Writer More Robert M. Hensel Quotes 13
Love is always being given where it is not required. E. M. Forster English Novelist More E. M. Forster Quotes 5
Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love. Honore de Balzac French Novelist More Honore de Balzac Quotes 4
Don't be confused that my interest in religion, faith, and spirituality is driven by any sense of faith or spirituality of my own. Peter Jennings Canadian Journalist More Peter Jennings Quotes 2
I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. Friedrich Nietzsche German Philosopher More Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes 4
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. Josh Billings American Comedian More Josh Billings Quotes 4
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are unimportant. Henry Miller American Author More Henry Miller Quotes 9
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy American Comedian More Jeff Foxworthy Quotes 4
Pictures must not be too picturesque. Ralph Waldo Emerson American Poet More Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes 57
A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing. Marilyn Monroe American Actress More Marilyn Monroe Quotes 2
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 251
Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking. Albert Einstein German Physicist More Albert Einstein Quotes 6
Organisms by their design are not made to adapt too far. Kevin Kelly American Editor More Kevin Kelly Quotes 5
No one has ever died, from an over exposure to education. Robert M. Hensel Spanish Poet-Writer More Robert M. Hensel Quotes 9
I live my life a quarter mile at a time.For those ten seconds or least I'm free nothing else matter. Vin Diesel American Actor More Vin Diesel Quotes 4
Don't let the negativity of others, rain on your sunshine. Robert M. Hensel Spanish Poet-Writer More Robert M. Hensel Quotes 6