To me, success is choice and opportunity.
The happiness of society is the end of government.
I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There's no in between. People will either love you for it or hate you for it.
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
Nothing is so fatal to religion as indifference.
Life is not fair; get used to it.
A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer.
People who are powerless make an open theater of violence.
You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one.
Music is essentially useless, as is life.
That's what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he's wise.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
I think what makes our marriage work amid all the glare is that my husband is my best friend. He inspires everything in my life and enables me to do the best that I can. I want to hang out with him more than anyone.
The time for action is now. It's never too late to do something.
Theology is a science of mind applied to God.
All water has a perfect memory and is forever trying to get back to where it was.
Actors are one family over the entire world.
I don't trust what this life has given me.
Politics is like football; if you see daylight, go through the hole.
The art of writing is the art of discovering what you believe.
Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
Manners require time, and nothing is more vulgar than haste.
Women hope men will change after marriage but they don't; men hope women won't change but they do.
You come on as a guest. You don't get the girl anymore. But that is our lives. You start off as the boyfriend, then you are the lover, then you are the husband, then you are the father, and then you are the grandfather.
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
Sex is the gateway to life.
I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.
There are times in politics when you must be on the right side and lose.
It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.
Whatever is done for love always occurs beyond good and evil.
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
We never taste happiness in perfection, our most fortunate successes are mixed with sadness.
Call no man happy till he is dead.
Find your passion in life, and make love to it.
I think it would be great if there were no age limit.
Don't let the negativity of others, rain on your sunshine.
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is they must change if they are to get better.
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.