Time is money.
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.
Death destroys a man, but the idea of death saves him.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.
Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Life is much shorter than I imagined it to be.
Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
There's no religion but sex and music.
Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife.
Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
True life is lived when tiny changes occur.
Really I don't like human nature unless all candied over with art.
Death is softer by far than tyranny.
When everyone else says you can't,determination says, yes you can.
Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.
We go to school to learn to work hard for money. I write books and create products that teach people how to have money work hard for them.
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.
As soon as there is life there is danger.
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
It only takes but one seed of peace, to create a forest.
The issues that matter to me are the social safety nets for people, health care, middle-class concerns. We need to take care of the middle class and the poor in our country.
Life is made of ever so many partings welded together.
Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.
Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live.
Dont do drugs, dont have unprotected sex, dont be violent. Leave that to me.
Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact.
Wise men, when in doubt whether to speak or to keep quiet, give themselves the benefit of the doubt, and remain silent.
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
I love Christmas. I really do love Christmas. I love being with my family and I love snow. I love the music and the lights and all of it.
One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.
A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination.