In law, nothing is certain but the expense.
If you wish to be loved, show more of your faults than your virtues.
Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product.
Who wants to be married to a grandfather?
Beauty is an outward gift, which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused.
A man's eroticism is a woman's sexuality.
I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which mean never losing your enthusiasm.
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
Believers, look up - take courage. The angels are nearer than you think.
Truth is handsomer than the affectation of love. Your goodness must have some edge to it, else it is none.
Love is a serious mental disease.
In Greece wise men speak and fools decide.
People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives.
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one.
If I die prematurely I shall be saved from being bored to death at my own success.
Death is less bitter punishment than death's delay.
Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.
Money is a kind of poetry.
Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.
Love is the greatest refreshment in life.
I've always liked men better than women.
Normality is death.
People will always choose more money over more sex.
Children are the anchors of a mother's life.
If you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work.
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
Good health and good sense are two of life's greatest blessings.
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
Girls we love for what they are; young men for what they promise to be.
A fellow oughtn't to let his family property go to pieces.
It is a fact often observed, that men have written good verses under the inspiration of passion, who cannot write well under other circumstances.
Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
The most positive men are the most credulous.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Love... it surrounds every being and extends slowly to embrace all that shall be.
The errors of women spring, almost always, from their faith in the good, or their confidence in the true.
Happiness seems made to be shared.
Politics is not about power.
Know one knows whether death, which people fear to be the greatest evil, may not be the greatest good.
Sex is not only the basis of life, it is the reason for life.
Nothing external to you has any power over you.
Time is the devourer of all things.
The greater the state, the more wrong and cruel its patriotism, and the greater is the sum of suffering upon which its power is founded.
My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.
Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.
We convince by our presence.