It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman.
People demand freedom only when they have no power.
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love and death.
It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody.
That's what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he's wise.
Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
Not everybody trusts paintings but people believe photographs.
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
Life is wasted on the living.
The greater the power, the more dangerous the abuse.
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
No one is a friend to his friend who does not love in return.
Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages.
The imagination is man's power over nature.
You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.
Life is either a great adventure or nothing.
One is very crazy when in love.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Life is not fair; get used to it.
All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.
As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!
Force always attracts men of low morality.
Imagination and fiction make up more than three quarters of our real life.
I believe that children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside.
There are no rules for good photographs, there are only good photographs.
Marriage is obsolete and a trap.
Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.
The smallest seed of faith is better than the largest fruit of happiness.
A writer should have the precision of a poet and the imagination of a scientist.
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Love you will find only where you may show yourself weak without provoking strength.
All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone.
Beauty is that which is simultaneously attractive and sublime.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product.
Business, you know, may bring you money, but friendship hardly ever does.
Love is trembling happiness.
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives.
I've always liked men better than women.
Men's arguments often prove nothing but their wishes.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.