Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Call no man happy till he is dead.
To be happy, we must be true to nature and carry our age along with us.
For every good reason there is to lie, there is a better reason to tell the truth.
Money is a kind of poetry.
A writer should have the precision of a poet and the imagination of a scientist.
Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great.
Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.
Oh, that lovely title, ex-president.
Love is suffering. One side always loves more.
A great secret of success is to go through life as a man who never gets used up.
In politics the middle way is none at all.
Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure.
Tears are the body's raindrops of emotion.
All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.
In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally.
There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew.
Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same.
Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death.
Who hears me, who understands me, becomes mine, a possession for all time.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common.
The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.
We can live without religion and meditation, but we cannot survive without human affection.
An evil life is a kind of death.
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
Men's arguments often prove nothing but their wishes.
You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
Food safety involves everybody in the food chain.
The lie is a condition of life.
Live your life and forget your age.
If my body were a tree trunk, the inner rings would surely begin to reveal the time it has had to mature.
What is history? An echo of the past in the future; a reflex from the future on the past.
At times in my life the only place I have been happy is when I am on stage.
People will always choose more money over more sex.
Jealously is always born with love but it does not die with it.
Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
A friend who dies, it's something of you who dies.
Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product.