Actors are one family over the entire world.
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.
Friendship is Love without his wings!
A mother who is really a mother is never free.
You can't win unless you learn how to lose.
Life is possible only by the deficiencies of our imagination and memory.
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
Sex is not only the basis of life, it is the reason for life.
Wonder rather than doubt is the root of all knowledge.
When making your choice in life, do not neglect to live.
I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.
Men and women will retain their sex in heaven.
The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.
Dont do drugs, dont have unprotected sex, dont be violent. Leave that to me.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
Christmas makes everything twice as sad.
Wisdom outweighs any wealth.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are unimportant.
Change yourself and your work will seem different.
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
I do not read advertisements. I would spend all of my time wanting things.
But time growing old teaches all things.
Love and friendship exclude each other.
I cannot imagine having a physical relationship with a woman. I have not done that. But I really love women.
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
I think it would be great if there were no age limit.
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark.
I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.
We accumulate our opinions at an age when our understanding is at its weakest.
I go out with white women. This makes a lot of people unhappy, mostly black women.
Hope is a waking dream.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Women get the attention when we get into the men's arena, and that's sad.
Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
When I die, I want people to play my music, go wild and freak out and do anything they want to do.
But, you know, you can't be a star at home.
Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer.
The reward of one duty is the power to fulfill another.
Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss.
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
Women are nothing but machines for producing children.
It is by its promise of a sense of power that evil often attracts the weak.
Manners require time, and nothing is more vulgar than haste.
People disparage knowing and the intellectual life, and urge doing. I am content with knowing, if only I could know.
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.