Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.
Perhaps life is just that... a dream and a fear.
Time is the substance from which I am made. Time is a river which carries me along, but I am the river; it is a tiger that devours me, but I am the tiger; it is a fire that consumes me, but I am the fire.
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
I never was coddled, or liked, or understood by my family.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art.
Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are.
Take away love and our earth is a tomb.
Clever men are good, but they are not the best.
I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.
To be happy, we must be true to nature and carry our age along with us.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Men are what their mothers made them.
What is necessary to change a person is to change his awareness of himself.
Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
You can't trust code that you did not totally create yourself.
Health consists with temperance alone.
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little.
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
Don't let the negativity of others, rain on your sunshine.
You can't put a price tag on somebody's life, and her life was so short-lived.
If we know we're just going to have sex and then ditch the guy, it can be fun.
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
We praise a man who feels angry on the right grounds and against the right persons and also in the right manner at the right moment and for the right length of time.
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
Call no man happy till he is dead.
When I die, I want people to play my music, go wild and freak out and do anything they want to do.
Every time I think that I'm getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens.
I think it was sexier when you didn't have to take it all off.
To judge from the notions expounded by theologians, one must conclude that God created most men simply with a view to crowding hell.
By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.
The Christian life is not a constant high. I have my moments of deep discouragement. I have to go to God in prayer with tears in my eyes, and say, 'O God, forgive me,' or 'Help me.'
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.
We cannot learn men from books.