My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg American Comedian More Mitch Hedberg Quotes 6
True science is never speculative; it employs hypotheses as suggesting points for inquiry, but it never adopts the hypotheses as though they were demonstrated propositions. Cleveland Abbe American Scientist More Cleveland Abbe Quotes 3
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? Robin Williams American Comedian More Robin Williams Quotes 3
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. Josh Billings American Comedian More Josh Billings Quotes 4
Life is just a bowl of cherries, dont take it serious, its mysterious. Life is just a bowl of cherries, so live and laugh and laugh at love, love a laugh, laugh and love. Bob Fosse American Celebrity More Bob Fosse Quotes 2
Men are by nature merely indifferent to one another; but women are by nature enemies. Arthur Schopenhauer German Philosopher More Arthur Schopenhauer Quotes 4
There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. Jane Austen British Writer More Jane Austen Quotes 6
Love is a game in which one always cheats. Honore de Balzac French Novelist More Honore de Balzac Quotes 466
Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live as well as think. Ralph Waldo Emerson American Poet More Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes 91
Money won't make you happy... but everybody wants to find out for themselves. Zig Ziglar American Author More Zig Ziglar Quotes 3
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. Jane Austen British Writer More Jane Austen Quotes 4
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. Robin Williams American Comedian More Robin Williams Quotes 2
For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind. Ralph Waldo Emerson American Poet More Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes 102
No matter how many goals you have achieved, you must set your sights on a higher one. Jessica Savitch American Journalist More Jessica Savitch Quotes 4
I do not believe that any man fears to be dead, but only the stroke of death. Francis Bacon English Philosopher More Francis Bacon Quotes 56
It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get. Confucius Chinese Philosopher More Confucius Quotes 3
The issues that matter to me are the social safety nets for people, health care, middle-class concerns. We need to take care of the middle class and the poor in our country. Tim McGraw American Musician More Tim McGraw Quotes 5
This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. Ralph Waldo Emerson American Poet More Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes 57
A chief event of life is the day in which we have encountered a mind that startled us. Ralph Waldo Emerson American Poet More Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes 56
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work! Robin Williams American Comedian More Robin Williams Quotes 2
I must not write a word to you about politics, because you are a woman. John Adams American President More John Adams Quotes 3
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. Erma Bombeck American Journalist More Erma Bombeck Quotes 4
The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow American Poet More Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Quotes 5
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Woody Allen American Director More Woody Allen Quotes 4
I can not, and will not judge, by what my eye's may see. For the skin on a man shall not reveal, his true identity. Robert M. Hensel Spanish Poet-Writer More Robert M. Hensel Quotes 12
Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated failures. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. Calvin Coolidge American President More Calvin Coolidge Quotes 2
A useless life is an early death. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe German Poet More Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Quotes 6
There are people who have money and people who are rich. Coco Chanel French Designer More Coco Chanel Quotes 6
You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving. Robert Louis Stevenson Scottish Writer More Robert Louis Stevenson Quotes 5
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 7
The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough is love. Henry Miller American Author More Henry Miller Quotes 7
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West American Actress More Mae West Quotes 13
No, I have not. There's only one woman in my life, and I still love her to death. Jim Hansen More Jim Hansen Quotes 2
A true photograph need not be explained, nor can it be contained in words. Ansel Adams American Photographer More Ansel Adams Quotes 3