If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is made up of.
Life consists in what a man is thinking of all day.
The only source of knowledge is experience.
Every artist was first an amateur.
Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.
Money often costs too much.
The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.
Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.
All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
As we grow old, the beauty steals inward.
Love is a serious mental disease.
Time is what prevents everything from happening at once.
Little minds have little worries, big minds have no time for worries.
Beauty without expression is boring.
Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
Love is a game in which one always cheats.
Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science.
When nature has work to be done, she creates a genius to do it.
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you'll never get it done.
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing.
In every society some men are born to rule, and some to advise.
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
A woman has the age she deserves.
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.
Nature hates calculators.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Dont do drugs, dont have unprotected sex, dont be violent. Leave that to me.
When angry count to ten before you speak. If very angry, count to one hundred.
All mankind love a lover.
Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Death comes to all, but great achievements build a monument which shall endure until the sun grows cold.
Each age, it is found, must write its own books; or rather, each generation for the next succeeding.
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.
A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.