In every parting there is an image of death.
To live happily is an inward power of the soul.
If it were not for hopes, the heart would break.
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Now we have a problem in making our power credible, and Vietnam is the place.
Profit is sweet, even if it comes from deception.
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
I think anything that has to do with sexuality makes people very interested.
Rules and models destroy genius and art.
Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness.
A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.
Flying dreams mean that you're doing the right thing with your life.
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
Death comes to all, but great achievements build a monument which shall endure until the sun grows cold.
I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world.
You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure.
Men are born to succeed, not to fail.
Sexy is kind of like an aura around someone.
The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain.
The human body is the best picture of the human soul.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death.
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
Who wants to be married to a grandfather?
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
A good reputation is more valuable than money.
Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.
Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science.
Marriage is the highest state of friendship. If happy, it lessens our cares by dividing them, at the same time that it doubles our pleasures by mutual participation.
All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
Beauty is that which is simultaneously attractive and sublime.
Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Everything in Nature contains all the powers of Nature. Everything is made of one hidden stuff.
The most positive men are the most credulous.
Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
Every artist was first an amateur.
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
It's always too early to quit.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.