To hold a pen is to be at war.
Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art.
For the unlearned, old age is winter; for the learned it is the season of the harvest.
An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.
A poet looks at the world the way a man looks at a woman.
No fathers or mothers think their own children ugly.
I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world.
Oh, that lovely title, ex-president.
There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
That's what my Dad always told me, on the ballot, they should always have a third choice, like none of the above, then if enough people picked that, they'd have to get new candidates.
Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them.
When thou art above measure angry, bethink thee how momentary is man's life.
Power and speed be hands and feet.
Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Change yourself and your work will seem different.
Don't let the negativity of others, rain on your sunshine.
Every artist was first an amateur.
To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.
I have never encountered a problem, that optimism couldn't solve.
Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.
Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind.
The best weapon against an enemy is another enemy.
Death is softer by far than tyranny.
A joke is a very serious thing.
Time is what prevents everything from happening at once.
Trust your instinct to the end, though you can render no reason.
Of all lies, art is the least untrue.
A fighter is someone who rises up, even when the odds are stacked against them.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill.
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
I am NOT getting married.
We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.
Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?
One man cannot practice many arts with success.