Eternity is in love with the productions of time.
A women who doesn't wear perfume has no future.
Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.
We convince by our presence.
Beauty is an outward gift, which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused.
Death comes to all, but great achievements build a monument which shall endure until the sun grows cold.
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't they never were.
Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way.
If you wished to be loved, love.
Men die in despair, while spirits die in ecstasy.
Force always attracts men of low morality.
Fortune and love favor the brave.
Money is the barometer of a society's virtue.
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
The goal of all life is death.
In love we often doubt what we most believe.
A man is a god in ruins. When men are innocent, life shall be longer, and shall pass into the immortal, as gently as we awake from dreams.
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.
A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.
Normality is death.
An evil life is a kind of death.
Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth.
I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There's no in between. People will either love you for it or hate you for it.
Don't forget to love yourself.
I think marriage and athletes is a bad combination.
The real war will never get in the books.
Our life is made by the death of others.
Serious sport is war minus the shooting.
All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most ridiculous ones.
If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?
Life is either a great adventure or nothing.
To keep the body in good health is a duty... otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear.
The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough is love.
The reward of one duty is the power to fulfill another.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
The cult of art gives pride; one never has too much of it.
The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love and death.
No one is a friend to his friend who does not love in return.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.