Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
When anger rises, think of the consequences.
What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
In politics the middle way is none at all.
My trade and art is to live.
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
Travel becomes a strategy for accumulating photographs.
The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
You don't take a photograph, you make it.
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough is love.
Success has always been a great liar.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
No fathers or mothers think their own children ugly.
I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best.
You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.
You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.
It is not length of life, but depth of life.
A leader is a dealer in hope.
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
To love beauty is to see light.
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
He that is jealous is not in love.
I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Prayer is mans greatest power!
If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.
Take away love and our earth is a tomb.
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
A good reputation is more valuable than money.
When making your choice in life, do not neglect to live.
If men were angels, no government would be necessary.
Every actual State is corrupt. Good men must not obey laws too well.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages.
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
All mankind love a lover.
Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
A writer should have the precision of a poet and the imagination of a scientist.
In law, nothing is certain but the expense.
To some extent I liken slavery to death.