Women would rather be right than reasonable.
It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.
Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him.
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.
No matter how many goals you have achieved, you must set your sights on a higher one.
What is there that money will not do?
A man growing old becomes a child again.
Life is one long process of getting tired.
The value of a dollar is social, as it is created by society.
I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.
Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went.
We have one life; it soon will be past; what we do for God is all that will last.
Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free.
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
Women lie about their age; men lie about their income.
Success demands singleness of purpose.
Men's actions are too strong for them. Show me a man who has acted, and who has not been the victim and slave of his action.
A mother who is really a mother is never free.
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.
The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
No woman ever hates a man for being in love with her, but many a woman hate a man for being a friend to her.
Nature always wears the colors of the spirit.
Disease generally begins that equality which death completes.
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
Love is a serious mental disease.
I like to sing ballads the way Eddie Fisher does and the way Perry Como does. But the way I'm singing now is what makes the money.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product.
Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
Normality is death.
Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way.
Revolutions are the locomotives of history.
Only a life lived for others is a life worth while.
The defects of the mind, like those of the face, grow worse with age.
I watch movies occasionally, and I watch documentaries. Virtually nothing else.
You are always free to change your mind and choose a different future, or a different past.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.