I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 1
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 1
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 1
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 1
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 0
I cannot say that I do not disagree with you. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 0
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 0
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 0
Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 0
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 0
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do! Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 0
I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 0
I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 0
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 0
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 0
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 0
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 0
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 0
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 0
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 0
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 0
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 0