I read part of it all the way through.
I seriously object to seeing on the screen what belongs in the bedroom.
I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take advantage of it... The man who can smile at his breaks and grab his chances gets on.
I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.
I was always an independent, even when I had partners.
I'll take fifty percent efficiency to get one hundred percent loyalty.
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.
Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.
Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.
Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg.
For your information, I would like to ask a question.
From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.
Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.
Why did you do that? Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named Sam! [When a friend told him he named his son Sam].
Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.
Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?
You've got to take the bitter with the sour.
Don't pay any attention to the critics-don't even ignore them.
If I look confused it's because I'm thinking.
I don't want any "yes-men" around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.