Sarah Silverman Quotes

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.

I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

I really think everything is fair game.

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.