Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.
Women are nothing but machines for producing children.
You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one.
Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying.
A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart.
Live your life and forget your age.
Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking.
Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
Time makes friendship stronger, but love weaker.
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark.
The defects of the mind, like those of the face, grow worse with age.
Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
Life is either a great adventure or nothing.
Sex is like money; only too much is enough.
Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
Everything is clearer when you're in love.
I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants.