Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing.
In every society some men are born to rule, and some to advise.
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.
A woman has the age she deserves.
Nature hates calculators.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.
Dont do drugs, dont have unprotected sex, dont be violent. Leave that to me.
When angry count to ten before you speak. If very angry, count to one hundred.
Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.
I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.
All mankind love a lover.
Death comes to all, but great achievements build a monument which shall endure until the sun grows cold.
Never build your emotional life on the weaknesses of others.