The goal of all life is death.
If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.
The artist in me cries out for design.
The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet.
A friend to all is a friend to none.
Love is the attempt to form a friendship inspired by beauty.
I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
One picture is worth 1,000 denials.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.
If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.
The human body is the best picture of the human soul.
Every one says forgiveness is a lovely idea, until they have something to forgive.
Food safety involves everybody in the food chain.
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
A family can develop only with a loving woman as its center.
A fellow oughtn't to let his family property go to pieces.
To a father growing old nothing is dearer than a daughter.
There are some family traditions I don't want my children to carry on.
Actors are one family over the entire world.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.