If you wish to be loved, show more of your faults than your virtues.
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
Time will take your money, but money won't buy time.
It is not length of life, but depth of life.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are.
Life must be lived as play.
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Hope is a waking dream.
Before we acquire great power we must acquire wisdom to use it well.
Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.
If it were not for hopes, the heart would break.
With self-discipline most anything is possible.
God always takes the simplest way.
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
There are always two people in every picture: the photographer and the viewer.
Nobody can bring you peace but yourself.