If you wish to be loved, show more of your faults than your virtues.
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
Time will take your money, but money won't buy time.
It is not length of life, but depth of life.
Life must be lived as play.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are.
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Hope is a waking dream.
Before we acquire great power we must acquire wisdom to use it well.
There are always two people in every picture: the photographer and the viewer.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
If it were not for hopes, the heart would break.
With self-discipline most anything is possible.
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.
God always takes the simplest way.
No one can confidently say that he will still be living tomorrow.