Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
Be thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in Resurrection shall have a little golden tail.
We have a saying in France. A dog doesn't make a cat.
In America the schools have become too permissive, the kids now are controlling the schools, the tail is wagging the dog. We've got to make a change there and get it back to where the teachers have control of the classrooms.
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
At twenty a man is a peacock, at thirty a lion, at forty a camel, at fifty a serpent, at sixty a dog, at seventy an ape, at eighty a nothing at all.
God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be there.
I'm French, so I'm quite lazy about exercising, and I smoke. But I do love going for a run in the morning with my dog. That's all.
The highest compliment that you can pay me is to say that I work hard every day, that I never dog it.
I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my right hand to paint with.
When you share your last crust of bread with a beggar, you mustn't behave as if you were throwing a bone to a dog. You must give humbly, and thank him for allowing you to have a part in his hunger.
A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you're single and your dog is the only other living thing in your house, it's a really special relationship which I wanted CATHY to have.
I had such a close relationship with my dog, and my dog so filled the need in my life to have children that I just wanted Cathy to have that experience.
It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park.
My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.
You're over there in the corner either thinking about the dead dog or whatever, you're bringing up your personal life and you need the space, and then somebody throws you a joke. Especially if it's an emotional scene, you don't want the joke.
Romance, like the rabbit at the dog track, is the elusive, fake, and never attained reward which, for the benefit and amusement of our masters, keeps us running and thinking in safe circles.
Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.