Musician jokes are a kind of joke that usually have to do with how much money someone makes. Musicians are always starving, so they're really mean to each other about who makes what. Jackson Browne American Musician More Jackson Browne Quotes 0
When I make a book, I make it for the child and not for the parent - no jokes in it for the parents! Dick Bruna Artist More Dick Bruna Quotes 0
Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues. Jim Fowler American Scientist More Jim Fowler Quotes 0
When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM. Megan Fox American Actress More Megan Fox Quotes 0
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me. Robert Frost American Poet More Robert Frost Quotes 0
I can tell jokes. I can talk to the audience. I can relax. I can change my songs whenever I want. I can change the tempos. I can change the mood, because I'm in charge. Robert Goulet American Musician More Robert Goulet Quotes 0
I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard. Kathy Griffin American Comedian More Kathy Griffin Quotes 0
My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog. Cathy Guisewite American Cartoonist More Cathy Guisewite Quotes 0
I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something. Steve Harvey American Actor More Steve Harvey Quotes 0
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe. Emo Philips American Comedian More Emo Philips Quotes 0
You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic. Dylan Moran Irish Comedian More Dylan Moran Quotes 0
It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh. Malcolm Muggeridge British Journalist More Malcolm Muggeridge Quotes 0
Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude. Frank Muir English Writer More Frank Muir Quotes 0
It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict. Mo Rocca American Writer More Mo Rocca Quotes 0
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Will Rogers American Actor More Will Rogers Quotes 0
I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny. Mark Russell American Writer More Mark Russell Quotes 0
My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh. Carrot Top American Comedian More Carrot Top Quotes 0
All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us. Yahoo Serious Australian Director More Yahoo Serious Quotes 0
It had more layers than an onion. These writers meant business. There was a level for everybody. Your major could be celestial mechanics, and there'd be celestial-mechanics jokes. Billy West American Actor More Billy West Quotes 0
You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out. Ron White American Comedian More Ron White Quotes 0
Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes. Martin Short American Actor More Martin Short Quotes 0
If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead. Nikki Sixx American Musician More Nikki Sixx Quotes 0
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. Allan Sloan More Allan Sloan Quotes 0
A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes. Ludwig Wittgenstein Austrian Philosopher More Ludwig Wittgenstein Quotes 0
Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them. John Lasseter American Director More John Lasseter Quotes 0