If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.
Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.
Living in a vacuum sucks.
Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.