After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.
Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.
I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.
I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
I never know how much of what I say is true.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.