A real job is a job you hate.
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
Genius is never understood in its own time.
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.