In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
There are three things in life that people like to stare at: a flowing stream, a crackling fire and a Zamboni clearing the ice.
There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader.
Hapiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.
I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.
This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.
If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.
There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.
He cared a lot about people, more so than the average person.
It's a deceptive and deceitful campaign, ... Domestic violence is not on the ballot. Alcohol is not on the ballot. Marijuana is on the ballot.
I'll go with you.
America's First Family of Bluegrass Gospel Music.
The courthouse is a historical gem to this county, ... Ignoring it is dangerous.
This could hurt our city. I don't believe you should gamble with the taxpayer's money.
It is incredibly misleading, it is devious, it is deceptive, ... This initiative does not put more cops on the street. It puts more marijuana on the street.
Ellis Island: The American Dream.
We're here because we love him. We're here because we hurt and that's OK.
God, we trust you to take care of Erin.
A Charlie Brown Christmas.
I am building a 11 by 11 log cabin at home, using the same techniques, ... This is my hobby.
The warehouse sustained an approximate 8 foot hole in the roof of the building and no sailors or Marines were injured in the attack.