Sex is a two-way treat.
The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.
The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.
The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it completely.
When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.
All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.
An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.
Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.
Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.
Love doesn't make the word go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values - and witnesses.
Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.
One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you've already finished it.
Originality is the art of concealing your source.
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.