I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion.
Absence makes the heart grow wander.
Taxation WITH representation ain't so hot either.
Honor before profit; where practical.
You don't have to fool all the people all of the time; you just have to fool enough to get elected.
What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed?
Success is the ability to rise above principle.
I wish I could be half as sure of anything as some people are of everything.
Ten ancient commandments lousing up the fun. Along came prosperity, and then there was none.
Doctors and undertakers/ Fear epidemics of good health.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, be prompt and you dine alone. For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, but has trouble enough of its own.
As lousy as things are now, tomorrow they will be somebody's good old days.
Virginity for some women is the only virtue.
I wasn't affected by inflation - I had nothing to inflate.
If everybody thought before they spoke, the silence would be deafening.
I work in a strange business, and trust is a word that's not even in the vocabulary.