An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.
Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.
No storyteller has ever been able to dream up anything as fantastically unlikely as what really does happen in this mad Universe.
Courage is the complement of fear. A man who is fearless cannot be courageous.(He is also a fool.).
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.
Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win.
Never try and teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.