Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic. Woody Allen American Actor More Woody Allen Quotes 152
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. Woody Allen American Actor More Woody Allen Quotes 126
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. Woody Allen American Director More Woody Allen Quotes 58
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. Woody Allen American Director More Woody Allen Quotes 9
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. Woody Allen American Director More Woody Allen Quotes 7
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen American Director More Woody Allen Quotes 6
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Woody Allen American Director More Woody Allen Quotes 4
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen American Director More Woody Allen Quotes 4
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. Woody Allen American Director More Woody Allen Quotes 4
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. Woody Allen American Director More Woody Allen Quotes 4
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Woody Allen American Director More Woody Allen Quotes 4
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. Woody Allen American Actor More Woody Allen Quotes 4
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen. Woody Allen American Director More Woody Allen Quotes 3
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all. Woody Allen American Director More Woody Allen Quotes 3
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. Woody Allen American Director More Woody Allen Quotes 3
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. Woody Allen American Director More Woody Allen Quotes 3
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. Woody Allen American Director More Woody Allen Quotes 3
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. Woody Allen American Director More Woody Allen Quotes 3
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. Woody Allen American Director More Woody Allen Quotes 3
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. Woody Allen American Director More Woody Allen Quotes 3
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? Woody Allen American Director More Woody Allen Quotes 1