When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 70
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 67
All generalizations are false, including this one. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 64
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 58
The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter. Mark Twain American Humorist More Mark Twain Quotes 55
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 8
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 6
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 5
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 5
A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 4
A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 4
All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 4
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 3
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 3
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear. Mark Twain American Humorist More Mark Twain Quotes 3
The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 2
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 2
Don't let schooling interfere with your education. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 2
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 2
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 2