When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 69
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 66
All generalizations are false, including this one. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 64
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 57
The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter. Mark Twain American Humorist More Mark Twain Quotes 55
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 7
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 6
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 5
All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 4
A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 4
A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 4
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 3
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 3
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 3
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear. Mark Twain American Humorist More Mark Twain Quotes 3
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 2
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 2
Don't let schooling interfere with your education. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 2
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 2
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 1