Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 5
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 5
Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 5
Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 4
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 3
Heaven lies about us in our infancy and the world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 3
Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 3
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 3
Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 3
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 3
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 1
Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 1
It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes him feel better. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 1
Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 1
Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
Genealogy, n. An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care to trace his own. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
Genius - to know without having learned; to draw just conclusions from unknown premises; to discern the soul of things. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0