Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 5
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 4
Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 3
Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 3
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 3
Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 3
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 3
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 3
Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 3
Heaven lies about us in our infancy and the world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 3
Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 1
Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 1
It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes him feel better. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 1
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 1
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiness to doubt. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0