Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 5
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 4
Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 3
Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 3
Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 3
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 3
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 3
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 3
Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 3
Heaven lies about us in our infancy and the world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 3
Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 1
Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 1
It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes him feel better. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 1
Jealous, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
Land: A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is property subject to private ownership and control is the foundation of modern society, and is eminently worthy of the superstructure. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to call our attitude of subjection a posture of respect. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
What this country needs what every country needs occasionally is a good hard bloody war to revive the vice of patriotism on which its existence as a nation depends. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. Ambrose Bierce American Journalist More Ambrose Bierce Quotes 0