Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy. Bill Cosby American Comedian More Bill Cosby Quotes 5
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on. Bill Cosby American Comedian More Bill Cosby Quotes 3
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. Bill Cosby American Comedian More Bill Cosby Quotes 3
What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children. And if they can but see, hear and feel what these people have to give, they can mature at a fast rate. Bill Cosby American Actor More Bill Cosby Quotes 3
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful. Bill Cosby American Comedian More Bill Cosby Quotes 1
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. Bill Cosby American Comedian More Bill Cosby Quotes 1
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger. Bill Cosby American Comedian More Bill Cosby Quotes 0
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. Bill Cosby American Comedian More Bill Cosby Quotes 0
Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first. Bill Cosby American Comedian More Bill Cosby Quotes 0
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. Bill Cosby American Comedian More Bill Cosby Quotes 0
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children. Bill Cosby American Comedian More Bill Cosby Quotes 0
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. Bill Cosby American Comedian More Bill Cosby Quotes 0
Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children. Bill Cosby American Comedian More Bill Cosby Quotes 0
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes. Bill Cosby American Comedian More Bill Cosby Quotes 0
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet. Bill Cosby American Comedian More Bill Cosby Quotes 0
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. Bill Cosby American Comedian More Bill Cosby Quotes 0
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby American Comedian More Bill Cosby Quotes 0
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Bill Cosby American Comedian More Bill Cosby Quotes 0
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger. Bill Cosby American Comedian More Bill Cosby Quotes 0
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest." Bill Cosby American Comedian More Bill Cosby Quotes 0
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. Bill Cosby American Comedian More Bill Cosby Quotes 0
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much. Bill Cosby American Comedian More Bill Cosby Quotes 0
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. Bill Cosby American Comedian More Bill Cosby Quotes 0
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. Bill Cosby American Comedian More Bill Cosby Quotes 0