I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little. Billy Connolly Scottish Comedian More Billy Connolly Quotes 1
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. Billy Connolly Scottish Comedian More Billy Connolly Quotes 0
If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name? Billy Connolly Scottish Comedian More Billy Connolly Quotes 0
It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things. Billy Connolly Scottish Comedian More Billy Connolly Quotes 0
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. Billy Connolly Scottish Comedian More Billy Connolly Quotes 0
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. Billy Connolly Scottish Comedian More Billy Connolly Quotes 0
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. Billy Connolly Scottish Comedian More Billy Connolly Quotes 0
Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on. Billy Connolly Scottish Comedian More Billy Connolly Quotes 0
The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know. Billy Connolly Scottish Comedian More Billy Connolly Quotes 0
There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter. Billy Connolly Scottish Comedian More Billy Connolly Quotes 0
Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint. Billy Connolly Scottish Comedian More Billy Connolly Quotes 0
Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet. Billy Connolly Scottish Comedian More Billy Connolly Quotes 0
I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do. Billy Connolly Scottish Comedian More Billy Connolly Quotes 0
I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far. Billy Connolly Scottish Comedian More Billy Connolly Quotes 0
I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered. Billy Connolly Scottish Comedian More Billy Connolly Quotes 0
I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there. Billy Connolly Scottish Comedian More Billy Connolly Quotes 0
I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless. Billy Connolly Scottish Comedian More Billy Connolly Quotes 0
I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days. Billy Connolly Scottish Comedian More Billy Connolly Quotes 0
I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place. Billy Connolly Scottish Comedian More Billy Connolly Quotes 0
I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. Billy Connolly Scottish Comedian More Billy Connolly Quotes 0