I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.
I've always gotten along well with Texans. You've got to.
Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson show to a lot of people.
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.
My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.
The moment you grab someone by the lapels, you're lost.
You can only hold your stomach in for so many years.