A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. Chevy Chase American Comedian More Chevy Chase Quotes 1
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. Chevy Chase American Comedian More Chevy Chase Quotes 1
Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars. Chevy Chase American Comedian More Chevy Chase Quotes 0
The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was. Chevy Chase American Comedian More Chevy Chase Quotes 0
The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching. Chevy Chase American Comedian More Chevy Chase Quotes 0
The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in that position can realize what it's like. I mean, you have to be there. Chevy Chase American Comedian More Chevy Chase Quotes 0
There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful. Chevy Chase American Comedian More Chevy Chase Quotes 0
They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase. Chevy Chase American Comedian More Chevy Chase Quotes 0
We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs. Chevy Chase American Comedian More Chevy Chase Quotes 0
With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend. Chevy Chase American Comedian More Chevy Chase Quotes 0
You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts. Chevy Chase American Comedian More Chevy Chase Quotes 0
Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default. Chevy Chase American Comedian More Chevy Chase Quotes 0
I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't. Chevy Chase American Comedian More Chevy Chase Quotes 0
I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies. Chevy Chase American Comedian More Chevy Chase Quotes 0
I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now. Chevy Chase American Comedian More Chevy Chase Quotes 0
I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars. Chevy Chase American Comedian More Chevy Chase Quotes 0
I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good. Chevy Chase American Comedian More Chevy Chase Quotes 0
I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking. Chevy Chase American Comedian More Chevy Chase Quotes 0
I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington. Chevy Chase American Comedian More Chevy Chase Quotes 0
I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem. Chevy Chase American Comedian More Chevy Chase Quotes 0
If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want. Chevy Chase American Comedian More Chevy Chase Quotes 0
It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it. Chevy Chase American Comedian More Chevy Chase Quotes 0