Careful as a naked man climbin' a barbed wire fence.
Don't interfere with something that ain't bothering you none.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
When a cowboy has a chew in his cheek, don't slap him on the back.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Real cowboys never run, they just ride away.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
you can tell a true cowboy by the type of horse that he rides.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.