Craig Bruce Quotes

I am woman, hear me bitch.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon.

Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

Something is always simple until you try it.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.