Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 5
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 5
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 4
If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word. Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 3
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 3
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 3
The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television. Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 3
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 3
What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series. Dave Barry American Writer More Dave Barry Quotes 3
The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire. Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 3
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 3
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 3
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 3
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 1
Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 1
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 0
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 0
I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 0
I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care. Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 0
I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 0
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 0
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 0
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 0
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 0
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. Dave Barry American Journalist More Dave Barry Quotes 0