Doug Coupland Quotes

You spend a much larger part of your life being old, not young.

Christmas makes everything twice as sad.

If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you?

People will always choose more money over more sex.

On TV people look at your hair and then they look at your skin, and then they look at your clothes, and by the time they're listening to what you're saying, you're off the screen.

Flying dreams mean that you're doing the right thing with your life.

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one's taking.

Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.

Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure.

You can only fall in love six times in your life. Choose wisely.

The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself.

In our heads we're all about 33 years old.

Life always kills you in the end, but first it prevents you from getting what you want.

Fate is for losers.

Every single moment is a coincidence.

God is what keeps us together after the love is gone.

Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.

You can never become rich unless you like rich people.

Technology favors horrible people.

Telling people they look relaxed makes them look relaxed.

When you crop the photo, you tell a lie.

Where does personality end and brain damage begin?

With Google I'm starting to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. People in the year 2020 are going to be nostalgic for the sensation of feeling clueless.

Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.