A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0