If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 1
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. Doug Larson American Cartoonist More Doug Larson Quotes 0