Life is wasted on the living.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules.
Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a piece of blank paper until your forehead bleeds.
He inched his way up the corridor as if he would rather be yarding his way down it...
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.
Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
Watch?? I'm gonna pray, Man! Know any good religions?
'My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre,' he muttered to himself, 'and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.'.
Time is bunk.
To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.
We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The cry 'I could have thought of that' is a very popular and misleading one, for the fact is that they didn't, and a very significant and revealing fact it is too.
It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.