If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail. Fran Lebowitz American Writer More Fran Lebowitz Quotes 0
Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a lesbian. Fran Lebowitz American Writer More Fran Lebowitz Quotes 0
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies. Fran Lebowitz American Writer More Fran Lebowitz Quotes 0
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. Fran Lebowitz American Writer More Fran Lebowitz Quotes 0
Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house. Fran Lebowitz American Writer More Fran Lebowitz Quotes 0
Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider the option of being the strong, silent type. Fran Lebowitz American Writer More Fran Lebowitz Quotes 0
If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left with "Let's Make a Deal. Fran Lebowitz American Writer More Fran Lebowitz Quotes 0
Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not leap up out of books and dance around with royal-blue chickens. Fran Lebowitz American Writer More Fran Lebowitz Quotes 0
Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?" are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than "Where's your manuscript?" Why haven't you called?" and "Who's your lawyer?". Fran Lebowitz American Writer More Fran Lebowitz Quotes 0
Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion-picture star. If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word ''collectible'' as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified success. Fran Lebowitz American Writer More Fran Lebowitz Quotes 0