Today's opportunities erase yesterday's failures.
Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
The really tough thing about humility is you can't brag about it.
It was almost an Easter tree.
We just wanted to support a fellow municipal employee. When one of the brothers needs help, we come together.
We're just going to make them more honest out here.
Accept good advice gracefully--as long as it doesn't interfere with what you intended to do in the first place.
If there were any justice in this world, people would occasionally be permitted to fly over pigeons.