Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns American Comedian More George Burns Quotes 6
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. George Burns American Comedian More George Burns Quotes 4
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. George Burns American Comedian More George Burns Quotes 1
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. George Burns American Comedian More George Burns Quotes 0
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns American Comedian More George Burns Quotes 0
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. George Burns American Comedian More George Burns Quotes 0
How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days. George Burns American Comedian More George Burns Quotes 0
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns American Comedian More George Burns Quotes 0
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George Burns American Comedian More George Burns Quotes 0
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns American Comedian More George Burns Quotes 0
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. George Burns American Comedian More George Burns Quotes 0
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. George Burns American Comedian More George Burns Quotes 0
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. George Burns American Comedian More George Burns Quotes 0
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. George Burns American Comedian More George Burns Quotes 0
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. George Burns American Comedian More George Burns Quotes 0
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. George Burns American Comedian More George Burns Quotes 0
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. George Burns American Comedian More George Burns Quotes 0
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns American Comedian More George Burns Quotes 0
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money. George Burns American Comedian More George Burns Quotes 0
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. George Burns American Comedian More George Burns Quotes 0
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. George Burns American Comedian More George Burns Quotes 0
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. George Burns American Comedian More George Burns Quotes 0