Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 8
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 6
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 6
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 5
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 5
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 5
I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 4
Before I speak, I have something important to say. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 4
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 4
I must confess, I was born at a very early age. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 4
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 4
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 4
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 3
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 1
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 1
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 1
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 1
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 1
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 1
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 1
Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog. Groucho Marx American Comedian More Groucho Marx Quotes 1