Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 251
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 7
There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else. James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 3
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 3
Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision. James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 3
My opposition to Interviews lies in the fact that offhand answers have little value or grace of expression, and that such oral give and take helps to perpetuate the decline of the English language. James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 0
Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 0
Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man. James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 0
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 0
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 0
Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness. James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 0
Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the presence of a formidable menace to one's poise and prestige (such as the butler, or the man under the bed - but never the husband). James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 0
Speed is scarcely the noblest virtue of graphic composition, but it has its curious rewards. There is a sense of getting somewhere fast, which satisfies a native American urge. James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 0
The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics and of how to apply them; Man, with his powers of reason, has reduced economics to the level of a farce which is at once funnier and more tragic than Tobacco Road. James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 0
The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy, cannot be understood unless one sits among the audience and feels the warmth created by the quality of laughter that the audience takes home with it. James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 0
The difference between our decadence and the Russians' is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic. James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 0
The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals. James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 0
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his. James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 0
The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal. James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 0
It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption. James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 0
Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind: Nobody knows the trouble I've not seen! James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 0
Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything. James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 0
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness. James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 0
Love is the strange bewilderment that overtakes one person on account of another person. James Thurber American Comedian More James Thurber Quotes 0