A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table. Jean Kerr American Playwright More Jean Kerr Quotes 0
A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. Jean Kerr American Playwright More Jean Kerr Quotes 0
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. Jean Kerr American Playwright More Jean Kerr Quotes 0
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? Jean Kerr American Playwright More Jean Kerr Quotes 0
Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent. Jean Kerr American Playwright More Jean Kerr Quotes 0
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. Jean Kerr American Playwright More Jean Kerr Quotes 0
I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it. Jean Kerr American Playwright More Jean Kerr Quotes 0
I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure. Jean Kerr American Playwright More Jean Kerr Quotes 0
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? Jean Kerr American Playwright More Jean Kerr Quotes 0
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation. Jean Kerr American Playwright More Jean Kerr Quotes 0
Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite. Jean Kerr American Playwright More Jean Kerr Quotes 0
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. Jean Kerr American Playwright More Jean Kerr Quotes 0
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. Jean Kerr American Playwright More Jean Kerr Quotes 0
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. Jean Kerr American Playwright More Jean Kerr Quotes 0
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. Jean Kerr American Playwright More Jean Kerr Quotes 0
When the grandmothers of today hear the word "Chippendales," they don't necessary think of chairs. Jean Kerr American Playwright More Jean Kerr Quotes 0
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. Jean Kerr American Playwright More Jean Kerr Quotes 0
You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help. Jean Kerr American Playwright More Jean Kerr Quotes 0