Mae West Quotes

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

A man's kiss is his signature.

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come on up.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A hard man is good to find.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The score never interested me, only the game.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.