Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" Robin Williams American Comedian More Robin Williams Quotes 4
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world. Robin Williams American Comedian More Robin Williams Quotes 3
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? Robin Williams American Comedian More Robin Williams Quotes 3
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. Robin Williams American Comedian More Robin Williams Quotes 2
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. Robin Williams American Comedian More Robin Williams Quotes 2
But only in their dreams can men be truly free It was always thus and always thus will be. Robin Williams American More Robin Williams Quotes 2
God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time. Robin Williams American More Robin Williams Quotes 2
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. Robin Williams American Comedian More Robin Williams Quotes 2
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. Robin Williams American Comedian More Robin Williams Quotes 2
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams American Comedian More Robin Williams Quotes 2
Cricket is basically baseball on valium. Robin Williams American Comedian More Robin Williams Quotes 2
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus. Robin Williams American Comedian More Robin Williams Quotes 2
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason. Robin Williams American Comedian More Robin Williams Quotes 2
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work! Robin Williams American Comedian More Robin Williams Quotes 2
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. Robin Williams American Comedian More Robin Williams Quotes 2
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out. Robin Williams American Comedian More Robin Williams Quotes 2
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. Robin Williams American Comedian More Robin Williams Quotes 2
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. Robin Williams American Comedian More Robin Williams Quotes 2
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery. Robin Williams American Comedian More Robin Williams Quotes 2
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' Robin Williams American Comedian More Robin Williams Quotes 2
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. Robin Williams American Comedian More Robin Williams Quotes 2
We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself. Robin Williams American Comedian More Robin Williams Quotes 2