Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Terry Prachett English Author More Terry Prachett Quotes 0
Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught me that when nothing can possible go wrong and every avenue has been covered, then is the time to buy a house on the next continent. Terry Prachett English Author More Terry Prachett Quotes 0
Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care. Terry Prachett English Author More Terry Prachett Quotes 0
I didn't go to university. Didn't even finish A-levels. But I have sympathy for those who did. Terry Prachett English Author More Terry Prachett Quotes 0
I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro. Terry Prachett English Author More Terry Prachett Quotes 0
I mean, I wouldn't pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and I'm me. Terry Prachett English Author More Terry Prachett Quotes 0
I think I would like to go into modelling. Of course, I don't know how to do it, and wouldn't be any good at it if I did, so I'm going to employ someone to walk the catwalks on my behalf. It would still be me, of course. Terry Prachett English Author More Terry Prachett Quotes 0
I think perhaps the most important problem is that we are trying to understand the fundamental workings of the universe via a language devised for telling one another when the best fruit is. Terry Prachett English Author More Terry Prachett Quotes 0
I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. Terry Prachett English Author More Terry Prachett Quotes 0
If it wasn't for the fun and money, I really don't know why I'd bother. Terry Prachett English Author More Terry Prachett Quotes 0
Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them. Terry Prachett English Author More Terry Prachett Quotes 0
My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them. Terry Prachett English Author More Terry Prachett Quotes 0
Never trust any complicated cocktail that remainds perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds. Terry Prachett English Author More Terry Prachett Quotes 0
Opera happens because a large number of things amazingly fail to go wrong. Terry Prachett English Author More Terry Prachett Quotes 0
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon. Terry Prachett English Author More Terry Prachett Quotes 0
Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be a Mule?' Terry Prachett English Author More Terry Prachett Quotes 0
This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic. Terry Prachett English Author More Terry Prachett Quotes 0
You can't remember the plot of the Dr Who movie because it didn't have one, just a lot of plot holes strung together. It did have a lot of flashing lights, though. Terry Prachett English Author More Terry Prachett Quotes 0