If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power... they will talk, they will gloat. So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with hardly a word. Terry Pratchett English Writer More Terry Pratchett Quotes 1
Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies. Elves are glamorous. They project glamour. Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment. Elves are terrific. They beget terror. The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning. No one ever said elves are nice. Elves are bad. Terry Pratchett English Writer More Terry Pratchett Quotes 0
When millions of tons of angry elephant come spinning through the sky, and there was no one there to hear it, does it - philosopically speaking - make a noise? Terry Pratchett English Writer More Terry Pratchett Quotes 0
People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else.". Terry Pratchett English Writer More Terry Pratchett Quotes 0
But of course, what the eagle does not realize is that it is participating in a very crude form of natural selection. One day a tortoise will learn how to fly. Terry Pratchett English Writer More Terry Pratchett Quotes 0
Somewhere around the place I've got an unfinished short story about Schrodinger's Dog; it was mostly moaning about all the attention the cat was getting. Terry Pratchett English Writer More Terry Pratchett Quotes 0
You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink. Terry Pratchett English Writer More Terry Pratchett Quotes 0
The universe, they said, depended for its operation on the balance of four forces which they identified as charm, persuasion, uncertainty and bloody-mindedness. Terry Pratchett English Writer More Terry Pratchett Quotes 0
" I would like a question answered today," said Tiffany. "Provided it's not the one about how you get baby hedgehogs," said the man. "No, "said Tiffany patiently. "It's about zoology." "Zoology eh? That's a big word, isn't it." "No, actually it isn't," said Tiffany. "Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short.". Terry Pratchett English Writer More Terry Pratchett Quotes 0
Of course, Ankh-Morpork's citizens had always claimed that the river water was incredibly pure. Any water that had passed through so many kidneys, they reasoned, had to be very pure indeed. Terry Pratchett English Writer More Terry Pratchett Quotes 0
The place looked as though it had been visited by Gengiz Cohen (footnote: hence the term "wholesale destruction"). Terry Pratchett English Writer More Terry Pratchett Quotes 0
There was always someone ready to cut the heir with a knife. Terry Pratchett English Writer More Terry Pratchett Quotes 0
He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: It fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but. Terry Pratchett English Writer More Terry Pratchett Quotes 0
And therefore education at the University mostly worked by the age-old method of putting a lot of young people in the vicinity of a lot of books and hoping that something would pass from one to the other, while the actual young people put themselves in the vicinity of inns and taverns for exactly the same reason. Terry Pratchett English Writer More Terry Pratchett Quotes 0
"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worth while?" Death thought about it "Cats," he said eventually, "Cats are Nice. Terry Pratchett English Writer More Terry Pratchett Quotes 0
He moved in a way that suggested he was attempting the world speed record for the nonchalant walk. Terry Pratchett English Writer More Terry Pratchett Quotes 0
He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting "All the Gods are bastards.". Terry Pratchett English Writer More Terry Pratchett Quotes 0