Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. Will Rogers American Actor More Will Rogers Quotes 523
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. Will Rogers American Actor More Will Rogers Quotes 5
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education. Will Rogers American Actor More Will Rogers Quotes 4
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Will Rogers American Actor More Will Rogers Quotes 4
Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers American Actor More Will Rogers Quotes 3
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. Will Rogers American Actor More Will Rogers Quotes 3
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. Will Rogers American Actor More Will Rogers Quotes 3
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. Will Rogers American Actor More Will Rogers Quotes 3
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. Will Rogers American Actor More Will Rogers Quotes 3
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials. Will Rogers American Actor More Will Rogers Quotes 3
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else. Will Rogers American More Will Rogers Quotes 3
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing. Will Rogers American Actor More Will Rogers Quotes 3
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? Will Rogers American Actor More Will Rogers Quotes 1
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. Will Rogers American Actor More Will Rogers Quotes 1
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this -- no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. Will Rogers American More Will Rogers Quotes 1
Last year we said, "Things can't go on like this," and they didn't, they got worse. Will Rogers American More Will Rogers Quotes 0
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. Will Rogers American Actor More Will Rogers Quotes 0
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. Will Rogers American Actor More Will Rogers Quotes 0
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?". Will Rogers American More Will Rogers Quotes 0
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide. Will Rogers American Actor More Will Rogers Quotes 0
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. Will Rogers American Actor More Will Rogers Quotes 0
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was. Will Rogers American Actor More Will Rogers Quotes 0
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got. Will Rogers American Actor More Will Rogers Quotes 0
The United States never lost a war or won a conference. Will Rogers American Actor More Will Rogers Quotes 0