Yogi Berra Quotes

You can't think and hit at the same time.

Never answer an anonymous letter.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

I never said most of the things I said.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

Nobody goes to that place anymore. It's too crowded.

Surprise me. [Answering his wife Carmen to the question: If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?].

It's like déjà vu all over again.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.