Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I've always been married.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash.

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.

To a smart girl men are no problem -- they're the answer.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

Macho does not prove mucho.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it is necessary for thee to leave all.