Mitch Hedberg Funny Quotes

American Comedian
Born: February 24, 1968, Died: March 30, 2005, at the age of 37 6

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
- Mitch Hedberg , American Comedian

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