A woman has the age she deserves.
Each age, it is found, must write its own books; or rather, each generation for the next succeeding.
Women lie about their age; men lie about their income.
Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are.
The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
We are all geniuses up to the age of ten.
All diseases run into one, old age.
Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.
Age steals away all things, even the mind.
Live your life and forget your age.
The defects of the mind, like those of the face, grow worse with age.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which mean never losing your enthusiasm.
A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
Age merely shows what children we remain.
You should not consider a man's age but his acts.
For the unlearned, old age is winter; for the learned it is the season of the harvest.