Beer Quotes

He was a wise man who invented beer.

Sex is like money, golf and beer - even when it's bad, it's good.

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.' .

It wouldn't be summer unless I came to the root beer stand.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.

We were sitting on the bus one day and there were 5 of us hanging out. There was only one beer left in the cooler and we actually all took a little cup and split it. It was a pathetic day in a rock and roll when five grown men have to be sitting there sharing a beer.

Beer Goggles.

The Strokes are probably having a beer surrounded by supermodels.

This is their oasis where they can go to have a beer and a cigarette. Now we're going to take that away from them after they fought for the freedom of this country.

The merger raises competition concerns in respect of the market for the production and distribution of beer, ... reduces the number of national brewers from four to three, creates a new market leader, and significantly increases the level of concentration in the hands of the top two brewers.

I work until beer o'clock.

Normally we sell beer at 4.25, now we are selling them for three dollars, we are doing the opposite of price gouging. You don't want to hurt your neighbor.

Kegs of beer are a major contributor to binge drinking. We won't shut up until our voices are heard.

It's supposed to be the strongest beer of its kind, When you wake up the next morning, it sure feels like it.

I didn't drink a single beer until my senior year.

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say "scientists"? I meant "Irish people.".

Not off the snare, but I used to fill up a beer cap to the brim and smash the fucker into my nose and play the last two songs of an encore. Definitely.

The 'Taste Revolution' is a movement for people who celebrate great-tasting light beer. Now we're taking the Miller Lite revolution to the people to spread the word to those who might still be settling for whatever is handed to them. We want even more consumers to get on board with Miller Lite.

Let me assure you that I am not satisfied making $40-$50 million on the same volume of beer (as) CUB sells.

They not only can come in and have a beer or a pop or attend one of our functions but they can also talk to some of our experienced members who understand the problems that they faced while over there and the problems they're gonna face now that they've come home.

Probably 99 percent (of Super Bowl fans) are having beer. But there are some awesome wines that go with wings, nachos and chili.

Puffy faces, beer bellies - I can't afford to go that way. For the parts I play I've got to look respectable, lean and mean.

We discussed this very important issue yesterday over a beer.

Becoming the official domestic beer sponsor of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games constitutes an important step for the Beijing Yanjing Brewery Co Ltd to make itself an international brand name in the beer brewing industry worldwide.