Christmas makes everything twice as sad.
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
I love Christmas. I really do love Christmas. I love being with my family and I love snow. I love the music and the lights and all of it.
My grandson sees me as Lois on TV every Christmas, and that scores me points.
A Christmas Carol is such a fool-proof story you can't louse it up.
A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.
Christmas is the time to say "I love you" Share the joys of laughter and good cheer Christmas is the time to say "I love you" And a feeling that will last all through the year.
So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black tee shirts?
I'm glad that life isn't like a Christmas song, because if my friends and I were building a snowman and it suddenly came alive when we put a hat on it, I'd probably freak and stab it to death with an icicle.
This is Christmas: not the tinsel, not the giving and receiving, not even the carols, but the humble heart that receives anew the wondrous gift, the Christ.
I send my thoughts afar, and let them paint your Christmas Day at home.
Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
It's nice because Christmas is over and Thanksgiving is over. You've got to have something to look forward to.
Look, there is one of our deer. There were three of them feeding out there while we ate Christmas dinner.
To start with, we were advised not to sue. That was the week before Christmas, but shortly after that we were advised to get an attorney.
My mom hates to water the Christmas tree. So because I'm smaller than her, I have to crawl under the tree to water it every year.
The kids wanted to prove that they deserve the respect of the district. Christmas only comes once a year and lightning only hits a place once. These guys were out to show to themselves that they can do good things in district.
We want to bid it now, in order to open up by Thanksgiving or Christmas time, because golf courses here make most of their money from Thanksgiving to Easter. That's the game plan.
They start chipping right after Christmas. If there's only a few trees there, it's because the parks department keeps it clean.
The slowest time for touring is right after Christmas, January and February so we thought we could invite some of our Christian friends to come out with us and have a special guest or two. It grew from that to now we have six or seven artists on the show and there are plenty of acts that are a lot bigger than we are.
The Earth reminded us of a Christmas tree ornament hanging in the blackness of space. As we got farther and farther away it diminished in size. Finally it shrank to the size of a marble, the most beautiful marble you can imagine.
I actually share her view and understand her frustration when any government attempts to ban secular symbols like Santa Claus or Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer or Christmas lights.
If you want me to sing this Christmas song with the feeling and the meaning, you better see if you can locate that check.
In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing each other and gratutious over eating is encouraged so that the starving and other people in the world can die!
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.