If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. Celia Cruz Cuban Musician More Celia Cruz Quotes 1
I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me. Doug Coupland Canadian Author More Doug Coupland Quotes 0
I couldn't kill a chicken, I couldn't kill a cow - I was a vegetarian too at that time - so I thought, well what is there that I could kill? I couldn't kill this and I couldn't kill that. Ellen Burstyn American Actress More Ellen Burstyn Quotes 0
Then a neighbor, Mr Smith, had a dairy cow and an couple bulls. He showed me how to bluff a bull. Jim Fowler American Scientist More Jim Fowler Quotes 0
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand? Bobby Heenan American Entertainer More Bobby Heenan Quotes 0
If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned. Ayatollah Khomeini Iranian Statesman More Ayatollah Khomeini Quotes 0
A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar. Arthur Koestler Hungarian Novelist More Arthur Koestler Quotes 0
My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me. David Lynch American Director More David Lynch Quotes 0
I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. H. L. Mencken American Writer More H. L. Mencken Quotes 0
If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow. William Lyon Phelps American Educator More William Lyon Phelps Quotes 0
The United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it's kicked in the flanks. David Dean Rusk American Politician More David Dean Rusk Quotes 0
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! Anne Tyler American Novelist More Anne Tyler Quotes 0
So Pa sold the little house. He sold the cow and calf. He made hickory bows and fastened them upright to the wagon box. Ma helped him stretch white canvas over them. Laura Ingalls Wilder American Author More Laura Ingalls Wilder Quotes 0
The average man is a conformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain. Colin Wilson English Writer More Colin Wilson Quotes 0
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. Grant Wood American Artist More Grant Wood Quotes 0
I don't do impersonations. I can do a wounded elephant! I can do a really good cow! And because of the amount of time I spent in North Yorkshire, I do a variety of sheep. All of which I will be happy to roll out for you! Patrick Stewart English Actor More Patrick Stewart Quotes 0
Listening to the Fifth Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for forty-five minutes. Aaron Copland American Composer More Aaron Copland Quotes 0
Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don't worship it. Feed it. Aubrey Eben More Aubrey Eben Quotes 0
There have been two cases of mad cow disease in the United States, one from Canada, ... Statistically, it's nonexistent, in terms of the millions of head of cattle that are sent to slaughter every year. Ben Nelson More Ben Nelson Quotes 0
There have been two cases of mad cow disease in the United States, one from Canada, ... Statistically, it's nonexistent, in terms of the millions of head of cattle that are sent to slaughter every year. Ben Nelson More Ben Nelson Quotes 0
To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. . . . They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect. Bill Bryson American Writer More Bill Bryson Quotes 0
So far, other than the original cow, all test results have come back negative for [bovine spongiform encephalopathy]. We can remain confident that the systems in place in this country have worked to detect the presence of BSE and to prevent its spread. Brian Evans More Brian Evans Quotes 0
Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them? Calvin & Hobbes Bill Watterson More Calvin & Hobbes Quotes 0
The U.S. government has no greater capacity to trace a 'mad cow' back to its origins or answer crucial questions about its origins than it did on Dec. 23, 2003. Carol Tucker Foreman More Carol Tucker Foreman Quotes 0