Cow Quotes

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.

I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.

I couldn't kill a chicken, I couldn't kill a cow - I was a vegetarian too at that time - so I thought, well what is there that I could kill? I couldn't kill this and I couldn't kill that.

Then a neighbor, Mr Smith, had a dairy cow and an couple bulls. He showed me how to bluff a bull.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned.

A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar.

My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me.

I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk.

If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow.

The United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it's kicked in the flanks.

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

So Pa sold the little house. He sold the cow and calf. He made hickory bows and fastened them upright to the wagon box. Ma helped him stretch white canvas over them.

The average man is a conformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain.

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

I don't do impersonations. I can do a wounded elephant! I can do a really good cow! And because of the amount of time I spent in North Yorkshire, I do a variety of sheep. All of which I will be happy to roll out for you!

Listening to the Fifth Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for forty-five minutes.

Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don't worship it. Feed it.

Don't have a cow, man.

There have been two cases of mad cow disease in the United States, one from Canada, ... Statistically, it's nonexistent, in terms of the millions of head of cattle that are sent to slaughter every year.

There have been two cases of mad cow disease in the United States, one from Canada, ... Statistically, it's nonexistent, in terms of the millions of head of cattle that are sent to slaughter every year.

To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. . . . They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.

So far, other than the original cow, all test results have come back negative for [bovine spongiform encephalopathy]. We can remain confident that the systems in place in this country have worked to detect the presence of BSE and to prevent its spread.

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?

The U.S. government has no greater capacity to trace a 'mad cow' back to its origins or answer crucial questions about its origins than it did on Dec. 23, 2003.