First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. F. Scott Fitzgerald American Author More F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes 8
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. W. C. Fields American Comedian More W. C. Fields Quotes 6
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. W. C. Fields American Comedian More W. C. Fields Quotes 3
Don't spit into the well - you might drink from it later. Yiddish Proverb More Yiddish Proverb Quotes 3
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. W. C. Fields American Comedian More W. C. Fields Quotes 3
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. Gilbert K. Chesterton English Writer More Gilbert K. Chesterton Quotes 3
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.' . Jack Handey American Writer More Jack Handey Quotes 2
For a woman, a drink is like two drinks are for a man, so a woman gets intoxicated more rapidly. Joseph Califano More Joseph Califano Quotes 1
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. Mark Twain American Author More Mark Twain Quotes 1
And then you have the responsibility and the duty of being good examples to youngsters, not smoke, training hard, go to bed early, don't drink alcohol, don't take drugs, it's very important to have a policy for educating against doping. Alberto Juantorena Cuban Athlete More Alberto Juantorena Quotes 1
Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read. Francis Bacon English Philosopher More Francis Bacon Quotes 1
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. Rodney Dangerfield American Comedian More Rodney Dangerfield Quotes 1
We have no electricity, no public water that is safe to drink, and no telephones in most areas. James Hartman More James Hartman Quotes 1
Humanity I love you because when you're hard up you pawn your intelligence to buy a drink. e. e. cummings American Poet More e. e. cummings Quotes 1
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. W. C. Fields American Comedian More W. C. Fields Quotes 1
I never trust a fighting man who doesnt smoke or drink. William Halsey American Soldier More William Halsey Quotes 1
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it. Robert E. Lee American Soldier More Robert E. Lee Quotes 1
I don't smoke and I don't drink alcohol. Radha Mitchell Australian Actress More Radha Mitchell Quotes 1
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. Frank Sinatra American Musician More Frank Sinatra Quotes 1
Drinking is fine. But when people drink too much, they become dangerous to themselves and other people. Carolyn Beck More Carolyn Beck Quotes 1
Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days. Egyptian Proverb More Egyptian Proverb Quotes 1
We just sit and drink coffee. There's no (written) agenda and we just come and go as our schedule allows us. Larry Harris More Larry Harris Quotes 1
Men should be judged not by their tint of skin, the gods they serve, the vintage they drink, nor by the way they fight, or love, or sin, but by the quality of the thought they think. Laurence Hope More Laurence Hope Quotes 0
If they were to drink multiple glasses of this mixture or concoction, I think there'd be a potential for significant danger -- danger such as a racing heart beat, elevation of blood pressure and even potentially a heart attack. Laurence Sperling More Laurence Sperling Quotes 0