Drink Quotes

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.

Don't spit into the well - you might drink from it later.

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.' .

A drink precedes a story.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

For a woman, a drink is like two drinks are for a man, so a woman gets intoxicated more rapidly.

We have no electricity, no public water that is safe to drink, and no telephones in most areas.

I drink to stay warm, and to kill selected memories...

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.

We just sit and drink coffee. There's no (written) agenda and we just come and go as our schedule allows us.

Humanity I love you because when you're hard up you pawn your intelligence to buy a drink.

I never trust a fighting man who doesnt smoke or drink.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

And then you have the responsibility and the duty of being good examples to youngsters, not smoke, training hard, go to bed early, don't drink alcohol, don't take drugs, it's very important to have a policy for educating against doping.

Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

I don't smoke and I don't drink alcohol.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.