Dumb Quotes

Only dumb people are happy.

I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

Too clever is dumb.

When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people.

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.

Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill.

I don't know why you guys keep asking the same dumb questions, ... There is no weight on my shoulders. It feels good to win. That's all that matters. I can hit a baseball. I never had a problem doing that. When you win, it just makes it a little more gratifying.

We would give up our jobs in a heartbeat to go on some dumb tour that we would lose money on. Then, as we got older - we're all approaching 30 - the relationships have changed. We don't live together, none of us have roommates, we don't really hang out much, and yet when we get together to record an album, it's exactly how it used to be.

You'd have to be blind, deaf and dumb to not have known that oil prices went up. But if that indeed has a severe impact on economic growth, you'd still have to say that Wal-Mart is a defensive play. It sells the cheap food and consumables that consumers have to replenish.

The bottom line is this was probably a dumb call. You pick up the phone, you say, 'Let's get a statement out and get this behind us.' You avoid the kind of feeding frenzy we're seeing here today. I think the press smells a little blood in the water.

whacking my head again and again while I shouted to him: 'You dumb - - - -. You're one of the dumbest guys I've ever played against. Duh!'.

Maybe the Yankees fans should be mad at (Bagwell). I didn't do anything. I was just a dumb rookie when he said, 'I don't like that song. We're changing it.' ... He came and told them, and so that's what they played.

We go to foreign countries and say, 'Our farmers will do what is right,' but turn deaf and dumb when those countries do not play by the same rules.

I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.

The best way to describe last night's doubles team is: Unintelligent play, ... It was just dumb stuff and stuff they know better not to do. That was very frustrating that we took a step back and that we should have won that match.

Go ahead. Tell 'em why you committed that dumb foul, ... What were you doing?

[Keeping CEOs from making dumb decisions has won fans among Canada's biggest money managers.] In the majority of cases, you would have been better off as a shareholder if the companies had paid out extra money to you, rather than reinvested it. Most management teams are not good at capital allocation, ... Look at BCE [Inc.]. Instead of buying all those businesses they then had to write off, it would have been better just to pay out the money.

Some people are kind of dumb about it and it's just right there on their page. Some people have pictures of drug and alcohol use right on their page. It's kind of surprising that they can get away with it that long.

He had all these tricks he used. He's not a dumb person, by any means. He just didn't get it in school, for whatever reason.

Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf!

The international community has been totally deaf and dumb on the situation between Sudan and Chad. Enough is enough.

This was really dumb. They are paying that kind of money for a company with no real profits and one product. I'm stunned.

[Here's Spielman after Oregon State nullifies a sweet kickoff return for a touchdown with a dumb block in the back.] That's laziness, pure laziness, ... and lack of discipline.